Moderate Neglect

Let's be honest, we're inundated with an avalanche of obligations and distractions daily. No mere mortal could possibly juggle it all without dropping a few balls. And then the guilt sets in, that soul-crushing sense of failure. But really, is that any way to live? Berating yourself for the occasional dropped stitch? Life's too short for that sort of self-flagellation. Give yourself a break - literally. Pour a cold one, kick back, and gaze mindlessly at the clouds, a wall, your navelint - whatever clears your mind. We hereby grant you absolution to practice Moderate Neglect on life's endless demands from time to time. Doctor's orders.